sigh

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→ 04 May 12 at 11 pm (Source: annesomebody, via wankbankofamerica)

FUCK

“seriously dude whenever you buy fast food you are supporting the motherfucking government dude. i fucking get high everyday and the fucking government doesnt know that so fuck ‘em.”
- Christofer Drew

(Source: kaylajaclyn, via myohmychrisdrew)

→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm

wah someone marry me on facebook

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→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm

me: better check my phone for messages from friends

me: *after checking phone*

me: better get friends

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→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm lex-stronghorn:

‘he got punched in the dick’

(Source: th3r4py, via alltimelaur)

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→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm

husband: why are you crying

me: because

husband: why tell me

me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT

♥ 121
→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm

(Source: wentzaddict, via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

tags: my babies

♥ 580
→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm

(via itsgoodtoberiandawson)

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→ 22 Apr 12 at 10 pm

snoopdong:

Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon

look how suspicious that looks

(via wankbankofamerica)